So, my little ode to American culture. Top 10 reasons why I love you, America:
1) Your football is of the much more interesting kind. And doesn't make me want to gouge my eyes out or smack my head on something hard to knock myself unconscious. (Sorry to all the soccer fans out there, but... too little scoring, no discernable plays, too much continuity for me...) I need time after each play to scream at a) the refs, b) the coach, c) the players, and when I'm watching the game on TV: d) the cameramen who just screwed up whatever I was trying to see on the field, e) the announcers who are usually so incompetent or talkative that I just turn off the sound.
Dear Giants,
I am. Across the Atlantic and watching your games at the most ridiculous hours of the morning. Please don't make the Superbowl go into overtime, though. I don't want to be up at 4:45am with my stomach in knots.
2) You love technology. Seriously. In America, I can get free WiFi at almost any hotel, in any Rutgers building (okay, I need a NetID for that, but here you only get WiFi in rare, designated areas with some weird access code). They also spell it WiFe here. So, I mean, if you want to access your wife, I guess that's cool too???
3) Your consumer culture makes you spectacularly accessible to the general public. Here, shops close early on Thursday and you're lucky if you can find things open on Sundays. Oh, and don't expect to be able to do anything between the hours of noon and 3 or 4 o'clock. That's right! Not that every shop is closed between those hours, they're just the window of opportunity for stores to close. I went to the grocery store at 3:30pm the other day. They don't re-open until 4:30. And then they close at 7pm! I have only seen one 24-hour store here and it was a pharmacy. You, America, have these wonderful things called diners which are awesome 24-hour places you would never find here!
4) You don't have neighbors who write little notes on the apartment main entrance door telling someone not to walk around in her (at least I hope so) apartment with heels, especially in the morning. Except the underlining was much more heavy-handed. Lol. But it's okay for the dogs to bark non-stop starting at about 6 or 7am AND for you to vacuum at that time too... *shaking my head & rolling my eyes* Italians seem to really like their silence... at least selectively.
5) Your excessiveness is actually quite comforting. The shower that resembles a closet is quite rare in the states.
6) You don't measure ingredients by weight. I feel like I'm a chemist in the kitchen with my little scale!
7) I miss my car. My bike feels much less safe. All those tons of metal surrounding me make me feel safer AND they allow me to go faster too.
8) Your washing machines always make perfect sense. Ours is out of commission at the moment and we could be waiting up to a week to get it fixed--apparently Italian and American handy-men have that trait in common. They're always busy when you need them and always give you these enormous time spans when they "can" come over and fix your (to them) insignificant problem, which (to you) is actually pretty problematic and disruptive.
9) You don't have to specify that you want non-bubbly water when you order or buy it. It's just water. No big deal.
10) It NEVER snows smog. NEVER. I have ridden to class on my bike inhaling frozen smog on several occassions. And I can't find a HAZMAT suit anywhere!!
Top 10 reasons why Italy is pretty cool too:
1) The food tastes so much better here. Less salty, less sweet.
2) You ALWAYS break for lunch. My class schedule is 10-noon, lunch break, 1-3pm. Pretty nice, if you ask me, considering at Rutgers I just run from class to class swiping for take-out lunch when I get a chance or just eating some pretzels when I don't.
3) Your hot chocolate is this awesome mixture between chocolate milk and chocolate pudding. Mmmm... I'll put gelato here too since it's too cold in Ferrara for any gelateria to be open, so I haven't had any yet :(
4) You can't buy the history of this place or country. It's just really cool how much history occured here and how much of it is just there, on the street, completely free to look at.
5) Riding a bike is kind of cool. When you disregard how scary it is to ride the wrong way on a one-way street and how you feel like you're going to ride into a parked car because you have to ride close to the side of the street and they're packed with parked cars! And when you disregard how many bruises you have from said bike (because this is me we're talking about).
6) It's more dog-friendly than my own hometown. I saw a few dogs in an Acqua & Sapone (it's like a supermarket, only without any sort of food... so it has toiletries, household products, light bulbs, paper plates, make-up, etc. but no meat, vegetables, etc.)
7) You can go out of the country pretty much any time you want to and it only takes an hour or so, depending on where you want to go and how you want to get there. In the US, I have to shell out mega-bucks to fly somewhere or drive for hours to even get near Canada.
8) The cultural nuiances are pretty amusing to learn as an outsider. Did you know that in Italy the number 17 is unlucky because in Roman numerals XVII is an anagram for VIXI which means "I have lived" (i.e. and now I am dead) and because it looks like a hang man on the gallows. 17. I dunno, kind of, maybe... if I squint. And women are supposed to wear red underwear on New Year's Eve for good luck in love?
9) Some of the prices are actually cheaper than the US. I can buy a 2 L bottle of spring water for 0,20 Euros which is about $0.30 in America. Of course, there are a ton which are much more expensive, but being blind to brand names is actually pretty nice when it gets me deals like this! Of course books cost an arm and a leg...
10) We have city walls. That you can walk, run or ride your bike on top of. I haven't been on them yet because it's been too cold. If you looked at the Weather Channel you would call me a wimp, but the cold here is really damp, which makes it feel MUCH colder, and hey! You wouldn't want to go for a stroll in frozen smog either!
#1 Reason sitting at my "dining room" table feels like I'm a kid eating at the grown-up table:
It's actually a kitchen island.
#1 Thing to do in Verona:
Go inside the Arena and take ridiculous pictures.
Runner Up: Take the elevator and then climb the few extra (120 or so) steps of Torre dei Lamberti:
The Italian graffiti up there is also much more intriguing than its American counterparts. I'm amused at how many times Italians spelled the f-word wrong. But it's also kind of sweet.
Loosely translated: "The beginning of an eternal fairy-tale!!" (And I can't read the names...)